sssshhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I have seen something, here, that's a brilliant Idea. I ask for secrecy so I can persuade my wife first! I think I can get her persuaded and I know some friends who do this. What a blank canvass!

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Anonymous said…
it'll NEVER happen!!!
20 February 2009 at 17:56
Anonymous said…
Gaaaaaa! I nearly spat tea over the computer when I saw this.
21 February 2009 at 23:37
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