Wedding or Conference?

As part of my other life I attend quite a few conferences, ranging from almost home made efforts to some in fairly plush venues. Last week we had a half day consultation event. Now I am going to post a photo of the venue room we used as the main base for the day. Now you decide, was it a conference or a wedding, I was attending.



My vote was for wedding venue!

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Anonymous said…
Did you have disposable cameras on the tables? And were there speeches by men in top hats and tails with flowers in the lapel? If so, you may have taken the wrong exit off the second roundabout.
21 November 2008 at 20:40
Tony Theaker said…
No, none of these...nor in fact a drunk uncle, which may have made the day a tad more exciting.
25 November 2008 at 13:40
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