Food PANIC!!

ARGGGGHHHH...cried the people as they were soon made aware that despite there being enough food in the shops they decided that this would not do and they needed that food in their houses 

Not for any sensible reason, but because then they have the food and won’t need to share it. 

And so, Britain, so clearly persuaded of Brexit because we they keep telling us that we survived the war we can survive Brexit and No-deal Brexit. It turns out at the first signs of a social problem they cannot survive without a collective panic. They do not have that survival mentality that the crazy brexiteers think is an inherent British value. 

The current British value being highlighted is idiocy. Idiocy and selfishness. 













This is both Morrisons and ALDI swept clean like an episode of Dale Winton’s supermarket sweep. 

First they came for the pasta, toilet rolls and rice, now they come for the biscuits and squash!

It also happens to be the first year in 43 years that I have received three emails from the CEOs of supermarket companies telling us to calm down and stop buying all the stuff for no reason. 

And of course what it has shown is that Brexit is going to be a hilarious catastrophe as predicted! 

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