Husbanding lessons for success. Part 1

I may, every now and then, post my tips of wisdom, as a seasoned husband. On the pitfalls to avoid. Today is one of those. The lesson here is one on observation. 

When on Holiday. And your wife asks you were the toilets are? (in the town you lived in for 25 years) don't get confused and provide false information!

Also, even if you see an old lady walk into the toilet block first. NEVER ASSUME SHE KNOWS WHAT ON EARTH SHE IS DOING. 

While confidently pointing out the ladies toilets to your wife, who then proceeds to head into the toilet after the old woman. The alarms bells should, ultimately ring, when just soon afterwards a person of opposite gender to women, walks out doing his flies up. THIS IS A CLUE THAT AN ERROR MAY HAVE OCCURRED.

At this point. Prepare. You may, just may, have sent your wife into the men's toilet. This is a husbanding error. This will be reinforced when your wife clocks the urinals on the way out!


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