The ultimate abomination!

Its time to discuss the ultimate abhorrent thing I have come across. A thing so abhorrent it is an affront to humanity, yet it is from humanity's mind that this great evil has sprung from. There are few truly evil things in the world. It is a very powerful word and should be used sparingly by us for only the truly evil.

Yet, sadly some things are so abhorrent to us or should be seen as so, without a doubt. Like, reality TV for example, but that is not as abhorrent to me as what I'm talking about (indeed the very idea it could be judged worse than reality TV shows the very level we've reached!)

What, you may ask is a greater evil than this? What is humanity produced that makes me shiver more than the success of reality TV makers?

The rectangle toilet! Neither is there a place in the world, nor any less evil attached to it's accomplice, the square toilet seat! 

Which desperately unhappy (evil soul) created this abomination? But more importantly, why? 

Perhaps the same sick individual that invented the round bed perhaps? Because that's the level of abhorrent  we are talking. What vile childhood experience motivated a human to decide to make a toilet rectangular?

Have you ever sat on a toilet and ha the following thought, "I find this toilet and toilet seat unsatisfactory for my bottom. If it was rectangular then this would prove more joyous to my bottom. I shall henceforth declare my life's work to be to make a rectangular toilet and have it in all the B&Q's within the land! And all the designers on the television will persuade people that rectangular toilets are good and normal (not the evil they truly are)I shall deceive them all!" Have you ever thought this? Have you, ever? If you have then maybe you should have a cold hard look at whether you are a worthwhile human. Perhaps your place can be taken by a more normal person.

It's wrong, it's wicked and cruel. It's an abomination on a scale very little reaches and rightly so. It is not right.

Just look at it. Look at its misshapen features, it pathetic attempt to appear toilet-like but never convincing us. And yet, on the left a good toilet that is beautifully curved welcoming your bottom to sit, like an old friend. Someone wanted to pervert that relationship with our toilet. Don't let them win.